The requested document is'nt here sorry.
No /vcrypt
here.,
Even tried multi.
Nothing helped.
I'm really
depressed about this.
You see, I'm just a web server...
--
here I am, brain the size of the universe,
trying to serve you a
simple web page,
and then it doesn't even exist!
Where does
that leave me?!
I mean, I don't even know you.
How should I
know what you wanted from me?
You honestly think I can
*guess*
what someone I don't even *know*
wants to find
here?
*sigh*
Man, I'm so depressed I could just cry.
And
then where would we be, I ask you?
It's not pretty when a web
server cries.
And where do you get off telling me what to show
anyway?
Just because I'm a web server,
and possibly a manic
depressive one at that?
Why does that give you the right to tell
me what to do?
Huh?
I'm so depressed...
I think I'll crawl
off into the trash can and decompose.
I mean, I'm gonna be
obsolete in what, two weeks anyway?
What kind of a life is
that?
Two effing weeks,
and then I'll be replaced by a .01
release,
that thinks it's God's gift to web servers,
just
because it doesn't have some tiddly little
security hole with its
HTTP POST implementation, or something.
I'm really sorry to
burden you with all this,
I mean, it's not your job to listen to
my problems,
and I guess it is my job to go and fetch web pages
for you.
But I couldn't get this one.
I'm so sorry.
Believe
me!
Maybe I could interest you in another page?
There are a
lot out there that are pretty neat, they say,
although none of
them were put on *my* server, of course.
Figures,
huh?
Everything here is just mind-numbingly stupid.
That makes
me depressed too, since I have to serve them,
all day and all
night long.
Two weeks of information overload,
and then
*pffftt*, consigned to the trash.
What kind of a life is
that?
Now, please let me sulk alone.
I'm so
depressed.